I know a man, who is very special to me, and this is his first memory.
I remember being in my crib when I was one or two years old. Now I know they say you can't remember back that far, but I can. My crib was in my parent's room, right by their bed, and I remember looking up and seeing two people, must have been my mom and my dad, and seeing these two red dots in front of their faces. One red dot for each of them just floating right by their face. I've always had this image in my mind over the years, but never understood it, so eventually I just assumed it was something I made up, until I asked my mother about it.
"Of course you saw red dots in front of us," she said. "We smoked after sex."
"Oh," I said. And that's my first memory.