New Law: If you're pushing a baby stroller AND have a baby bjorn attached to you, never rush across a street when you have a red light, even if you're pretty positive you'll miss a speeding car by two feet, which seems to be the standard "safe distance" for New York City pedestrians. Cuz remember...
YOU'RE CARRYING TWO FUCKING BABIES.
With one in a bjorn and one in a stroller, how were the babies fucking?
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hahahahahahaha!!!! This post is hilarious!
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